DIAPER ASSASSIN DUDE (EBOOK FOR DADS)

Diaper Assassin Dude

💣 Because someone’s gotta handle the stink—and do it like a boss.

This eBook is your laugh-out-loud guide to the not-so-glamorous side of fatherhood: diaper duty. From stealthy midnight changes to full-blown blowout emergencies, this survival manual turns messy moments into heroic missions—with humor, grit, and just a hint of baby powder.

Why You Need This eBook:

🧻 Because diaper changing is an extreme sport (and you’re the MVP).
😷 Because someone has to face the fumes and live to tell the tale.
😂 Because humor makes poop patrol a little more bearable.
🍼 Because mastering diaper duty is dad-level greatness.
🎯 Because every mission needs a guide—and this one’s locked, loaded, and hilarious.
💪 Because real dads don’t flinch. They wipe, wrap, and conquer.